Thursday
The world gets less funny
Mitch Hedberg is dead. Two of my favorites from his act:
1) I wrote a letter to my dad - I was writing, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
2) On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I also liked how'd he explain why his eyes were closed by mentioning that he has an audience enjoying the show more drawn on the inside of his eyelids.
(via Apostropher)
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1) I wrote a letter to my dad - I was writing, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so I wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...
...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
2) On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at...
I also liked how'd he explain why his eyes were closed by mentioning that he has an audience enjoying the show more drawn on the inside of his eyelids.
(via Apostropher)
