An exercise in futility

In honor of the 50th Anniversary of Lolita, I present the first ever "Provisionally Titled Poll Which I Don't Expect Anyone to Answer." All responses are much appreciated. If for some reason the poll doesn't include the response that most suits you, answering in comments is acceptable (barely).

Immediate Update: blogger cannot handle javascript polls, or at least I don't know how to cause blogger to do that. I therefore present the poll textually, and if anyone knows how to put a real poll in a blogger hosted blog, please enlighten me. The poll follows: Compared to the original, the Annotated Lolita is...

1) Better
2) Much better
3) Incomparably better