You know you're a cyclist when...

How to convince me not to fix my bicycle and get back into riding (cyclist friends might already know this, otherwise: take note!):
Dr. Steven Schrader, a reproductive health expert who studies cycling at the National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health, said he believed that it was no longer a question of "whether or not bicycle riding on a saddle causes erectile dysfunction."

Instead, he said in an interview, "The question is, What are we going to do about it?"
Via Unfogged