Wednesday
Tower of London
Can we please have a scandal in which no one, or at least no one with enough readers/viewers for it to catch on, feels the need to append the suffix -gate to some other word naming or describing the scandal? I fear that we may have to wait for a scandal centering around the behavior of the founder of Microsoft who isn't Paul Allen to end my long national nightmare of -gatedness. Though perhaps not, there has already been a Bus GateGate. Also, google indicates that I'm not the only person hoping for the -gating of American scandals to come to an end.
On a different note, why in the world would the Yankees sign an unfrozen caveman to play in the outfield?
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On a different note, why in the world would the Yankees sign an unfrozen caveman to play in the outfield?
